hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you traded sex for a burrito?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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