Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
