My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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