Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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