My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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