just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...