k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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