Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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