thus making me awesome and them whores
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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