I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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