When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The adults are the big ones right?
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