Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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