Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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