return my video game
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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