So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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