I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
sarcasm needs its own font
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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