Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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