I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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