Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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