My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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