the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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