All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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