i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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