i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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