is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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