i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I believe in your delicious
A+ Viking dick
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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