I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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