Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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what are you doing with your life
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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