you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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