How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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