party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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