I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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