i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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