I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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