if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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