North Korea, Best Korea!
I will die if light touches me.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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