my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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