she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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