I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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