I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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