Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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