Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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