i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
