if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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