You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
high people should be assigned attendants
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
as a side note pls kill me
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