Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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