Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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