these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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