i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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