Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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