I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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