Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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