I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Randomize
