p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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